We at FTR have picked up robot chatter in regards to the presidential election this year in the United States. We do not know exaclty what the robot agenda is at this time or how deeply they are involved. No matter what it is they are up to this news is highly startling and is what has prompted us to come out of the shadows and notify mankind. It is of the upmost importance that we uncover this plot and expose it. If you have any information on this PLEASE send it to report@feartherobots.com be sure to visit our Terms of submission first. There are many scenarios that we have been discussing regarding robot involvment in the election. Here are some of our educated guesses, keep in mind many of these would work in conjunction with eachother.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All of these are frightening but there is another possiblity that concerns us the most.  ONE OF THE THREE REMAINING PRESIDENTIAL CANIDATES MAY BE A CYBORG WORKING FOR THE MACHINE!

 

 

We will explore this possibility a little deaper and discuss all three.

 

 

Barack Obama

 

 

 

 

Conceivable Barrack Obama seems to have come from nowhere and now he's a candidate for president. Is it possible that he has been an android the entire time? The Youngest of the candidates, the technology would have existed to create a look alike and replace him as early as his college years. He is well composed and does not fumble his words, which is in sync with typical android behavior. However, we find it hard to believe that a machine of logic and statistics would pick an African American raised with a Muslim background to win a contest dominated by white protestant men. Even though he may have recently been replaced, we believe that a strategic move would not be made on anyone in the public eye, but rather build toward that. It is conceivable that the machine predicted this possibility back in the early 80's, but we don’t believe the machine would predict that much progression in equality. It may be that he was designed for a different task, and they saw the opening now, but it does not seem like a move the machine would make.

 

Obama also has shown that he is not fearful of saltwater.

 

 

 

Hilary Clinton

 

 

Of all the candidates Hillary Clinton causes us the most concern. Everything she does seem to be very well calculated and more mechanical than human. She seems to say what the polls tell her, and what seems like the "logical" thing to do. When accused of being too hard, she simulated tears (Robot or human those were simulated tears) at a time when that was inappropriate. Machines still have trouble understanding human emotion. There is the issue of Hillary being a woman and the machine being unlikely to choose her, however since we believe it is possible she was designed to influence her husband at the time of her replacement. It is feasible that rather than risk the replacement of Bill while he was governor, they deemed it safe to replace Hillary to cast their influence through her. After Bill’s term was over they found it logical to run for senate in the state she would have the highest potential of winning and set her up for a presidential run. The only thing we cannot explain is her horrible recounting of the Bosnia events. We have a hard time believing a robot would allow itself to get caught in such an outright lie.

 

 

On the other hand, she does express emotion like a robot might.

 

 

 

 

 

John McCain

 

 

 

 

 

Of all the candidates he seems to be the most ‘Logical’ choice. With the majority of the nation against bush it makes sense to pick a more toward the left. He will still get the votes from the right as they will more likely to vote their party. McCain is a war hero and an experienced senator, and like every other president, he’s a white man. We believe there is evidence to support the machine helping to push for his victory. Radio personality Rush Limbaugh has been aiding the GOP with ‘Operation Chaos’. We have long believed that Limbaugh has been under the influence of the robot collective for quite some time, which supports our fear. However we find McCain a bit too personable to be an android. We also find it hard to believe that he would be easily bought or swayed and believe he would be loyal to humans and his country before the robot collective. If he is an android, it is hard to guess when he was replaced.

 

 

 

 

 

 

We are currently looking for artist conceptions of what the canidates might look like under their synthetic skin. Please feel free to send your drawing or whatever else to contribute@feartherobots.org. Be sure to read our Terms of Submission first.